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MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-10, 0:45 AM | Message # 61
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clean your screen by clicking on the following link:

http://fog.od.ua/fun/cleaner/screen_cleaner.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
 
LALADate: Saturday, 2009-01-10, 9:59 AM | Message # 62
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Massaget, aaaaaaaahaahahahhahaahaaahaaaaaa lol lol lol

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MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-10, 12:44 PM | Message # 63
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How to exit Internet.

You need to do the following steps correctly to exit Internet:

1. Close all pages.
2. Shut down Operational System of your computer.
3. Turn off your computer, monitor, printer and modem.
4. With the following several steps, refresh your interaction with the outside world:

First step. Open the window and breathe with fresh air. Attention! You can not adjust colors and you can not change the volume. Accept everything as it is. Noises are not modeled, they are transferred "live".

Second Step. Walk several steps in the room. It is just your legs that are moving under you; don't be afraid!

Third step. Look around yourself whether there is anybody moving around you. Try to approach him and just talk. You don't need keyboard for it! Did he answer? If yes, be very careful, you are not in a forum or chat. Think before you say something: now any offense might result in bodily harm!!!

Fourth step. Try to get food. To do this, please, open the doors of all furniture. If there is a light inside one of them, it means you found refrigerator. Look inside, is there anything to be eaten? Before eating anything, pay attention to the expire date.

Fifth step. Now go out of the house with the purpose of filling the furniture with lights in it (the process known as "going shopping"). Attention! If everything is unfamiliar to you, ask someone to take you to "grocery store". Look around: all the cars are real, you can cross the street only when the street is empty. How it might sound impossible, from now on you have only ONE life instead of seven screen names!!!
New start of the game is impossible. It's also impossible to find a trader that rehabilitates with the healing drink.

Sixth step. On the way back, if small kids run to you repeating: "Dad, dad!" or "Mom, mom!", they might be your own kids. Yes, those little kids were much much smaller in your memory... There is nothing to be scared of, though, you just need to recall their names, and you will get used to them very soon.

Seventh step. When you come back home, sit in an armchair comfortably, but by no means, don't sit in the one that is in front of your computer!!! Now turn to the face around you, and assure her or him that you want to change. The person might be you husband or wife.
Immediately sell your modem and buy an aquarium. It functions as your screen saver. But it will be the first sign of your improvement!


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LALADate: Saturday, 2009-01-10, 3:16 PM | Message # 64
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Massaget, biggrin I can't do the same surprised bcs it's for married ppl laugh



 
ZARYADate: Sunday, 2009-01-11, 11:04 AM | Message # 65
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Massaget, the joke u posted here reminds me of my friend Alex! He even didn't eat anyth for 2 days plyain Doom or whatever! happy
Покупатель одного из первых графических планшетов, поступивших в Москву, вернул его: он был возмущен, что планшет не распознает рисунок, нанесенный на него... обычным фломастером!
Из непридуманного

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...В отдел технического обслуживания позвонила женщина, которая сказала, что не может запустить свои компьютер. «Я все нажимаю на ножную педаль, а ничего не выходит», — скачала она технику.
— На ножную педаль ?
— Да, — ответила она. — Такая маленькая белая ножная педаль. (Этой педалью оказалась мышь...)
Истории службы поддержки пользователей
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MassagetDate: Sunday, 2009-01-11, 12:35 PM | Message # 66
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ZARYA, my dear, we talk english here. smile These jokes are not so long, you could translate in no time. smile

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LALADate: Tuesday, 2009-01-13, 9:48 PM | Message # 67
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aaaaaaaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaa...People, type in google Chuck Norris and then push on 'I'm feeling lucky" button... You will get such result as it's shown here.

hihihiiiiiiii>>>>>>>>>>> really rofl ..


 
MassagetDate: Tuesday, 2009-01-13, 10:00 PM | Message # 68
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LALA, I did and I got this >>>> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ wacko

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LALADate: Tuesday, 2009-01-13, 10:14 PM | Message # 69
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LALA, I did and I got this >>>> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

bcs u pushed on 'google search" button, and i told to push on "I'm feeling lucky" button... this is beside "search button"...push on it smile



another fun with Google...type 'google moms' , 'elgoog', 'google bad' or 'google linux' and push "I'm feeling lucky" button . lol




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MassagetDate: Wednesday, 2009-01-14, 10:22 AM | Message # 70
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LALA, I did... I clicked on "I'm feeling lucky". wacko

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LALADate: Wednesday, 2009-01-14, 7:44 PM | Message # 71
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LALA, I did... I clicked on "I'm feeling lucky".

did u try 'elgoog', 'google linux'? wonder if they worked.




 
MassagetDate: Wednesday, 2009-01-14, 11:58 PM | Message # 72
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LALA, yeah, they worked. biggrin I can't put the pictures as you do though.

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ZARYADate: Monday, 2009-01-19, 6:37 PM | Message # 73
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Short course of practical chinese)........


 
LALADate: Sunday, 2009-01-25, 9:53 PM | Message # 74
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anomaliaDate: Monday, 2009-01-26, 11:41 AM | Message # 75
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