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LALADate: Tuesday, 2009-01-27, 3:00 PM | Message # 76
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The Times Have Changed

15 years Ago... A program was a television show

An application was for employment

Windows were something you hated to clean,

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something you lost with age

Compress was something you did to garbage

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

Log on was adding wood to a fire

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut you did with scissors


 
1HeWolfDate: Wednesday, 2009-01-28, 6:03 AM | Message # 77
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Just emajen wut it will mean 50 years from now.. LALALALA, la, LALA biggrin

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Silent_GuardianDate: Friday, 2009-01-30, 6:42 AM | Message # 78
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New Zeland. Two handcuffed prisoners managed to escape from the courtroom despite guards using gas to stop them. On their way across the street they met pillar....

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Message edited by Silent_Guardian - Friday, 2009-01-30, 7:54 AM
 
MassagetDate: Friday, 2009-01-30, 10:57 AM | Message # 79
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australian accent is funny. also, was there a dog speaking georgian when the clip ended? wacko biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
 
LALADate: Friday, 2009-01-30, 12:08 PM | Message # 80
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a dog speaking georgian

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahhaaaaaaa, you are so smart! How did you guess it was Georgian?

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Just emajen wut it will mean 50 years from now.. LALALALA, la, LALA

can't emajen what will be after 50 years biggrin smth shocking, i guess tongue cool

mb flying PCs laugh




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LeoDate: Saturday, 2009-01-31, 11:55 AM | Message # 81
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lol lol lol

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no offenses ladies biggrin it's just joke smile

 
CHICANA_LUVDate: Saturday, 2009-01-31, 7:14 PM | Message # 82
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No offenses, gentlemen, biggrin rite back atcha!


~Only God can judge me~
 
MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-31, 9:56 PM | Message # 83
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Nothing is better than a man? if so, then what's the point in writing 35 reasons about them? biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
 
CHICANA_LUVDate: Sunday, 2009-02-01, 1:43 PM | Message # 84
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Massaget, do u know wut da word "nothing" means? LOL ...Or wut a pun is....

~Only God can judge me~

Message edited by CHICANA_LUV - Sunday, 2009-02-01, 1:44 PM
 
LALADate: Sunday, 2009-02-01, 2:48 PM | Message # 85
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CHICANA_LUV, laugh oh men, men smile

sooooo, this video I saw long time ago. Today I've searched for it again . Just it' sooooooo funny, i am lol every time .



 
CHICANA_LUVDate: Sunday, 2009-02-01, 3:04 PM | Message # 86
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LALA, as a matter of fact, it was juzt a comeback at Leo. shades I personally ain't a big fan of chocolate, esp. white, & 4 sho my man is a 1000 times betta than any of dat. thumb tongue

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Message edited by CHICANA_LUV - Sunday, 2009-02-01, 3:06 PM
 
LALADate: Sunday, 2009-02-01, 4:12 PM | Message # 87
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CHICANA_LUV, aha smile When you love nothing and no one can be compared with him.


It's how to sing "ich will" without band and music lol


 
LALADate: Wednesday, 2009-02-04, 11:53 PM | Message # 88
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  • Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

    customer: A white one..

  • Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
    Adviser: 'I will remove them for you.'

    Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'


  • Tech Support: 'Ok, in the bottom left of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
    Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'

  • Adviser: You have Spyware on your machine which is causing the problem.
    Customer: Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor?


  • Customer: 'I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word.'

    Tech Support: 'Tell me what You've done.'
    Customer: 'I typed A:SETUP.'

    Tech Support: 'Ma' am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.'
    Customer: 'It says [PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'.

    Tech Support: 'Insert the MS Word setup disk.'
    Customer: 'What?'

    Tech Support: 'Did you buy Microsoft Word?'
    Customer: 'No...'



 
DebuggerDate: Wednesday, 2009-02-11, 8:53 AM | Message # 89
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." biggrin

 
MassagetDate: Wednesday, 2009-02-11, 9:42 PM | Message # 90
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anomalia, everyone there has a nick from english words or names, but they all write georgian. biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
 
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