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zettoDate: Wednesday, 2008-03-12, 11:54 AM | Message # 16
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LALA, a bit random,this joke is biggrin

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LeoDate: Saturday, 2008-03-15, 1:52 PM | Message # 17
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biggrin biggrin biggrin Funny jokes

I would put my jokes, but don't know any in English cranky

Only Georgian cool

 
zettoDate: Monday, 2008-03-17, 1:03 PM | Message # 18
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Leo, then try to wright some georgian jokes in english:)))

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1HeWolfDate: Tuesday, 2008-03-18, 6:38 PM | Message # 19
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What do ya get when you cross a fried egg and 2 peaces of tost. crazy

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zettoDate: Wednesday, 2008-03-19, 0:15 AM | Message # 20
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1HeWolf, WHAT?:))

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WHAT do you call a black man that is crossing on a zebra-cross???


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AlyoshaDate: Monday, 2008-04-14, 11:18 PM | Message # 21
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What do ya get when you cross a fried egg and 2 peaces of tost.

Ummmm...... Breakfast?! blink

 
zettoDate: Tuesday, 2008-04-15, 1:08 PM | Message # 22
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Alyosha, Funny avatar:)

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LALADate: Tuesday, 2008-04-29, 7:36 AM | Message # 23
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1HeWolf, haha

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Ray, I've never heard such joke , where did you get that? lol lol lol

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Ok, i am Joking....

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes...put here only jokes tongue tongue tongue tongue


 
LuGGaGe_with_legsDate: Sunday, 2008-07-13, 7:10 AM | Message # 24
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A Yankee fan, a Met fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the
subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There's a
kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.

When the subway car’s lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Met fan
are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his
slapped face.

The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed Pamela and she
swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."

Pamela is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me,
accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it."

And the Met fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the subway
car’s lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!!
Yankee fan again."

biggrin biggrin biggrin

 
LuGGaGe_with_legsDate: Sunday, 2008-07-13, 8:42 AM | Message # 25
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Lessons

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon
he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all
the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
the eyes until finally the ####### spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ####### being the Boss. So
the ####### went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ####### should be the
Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the
work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any ####### will do.

Lesson Number 4

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a
pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since his last
meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. Finally,
he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten
too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up
against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off,
thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when
he hit the floor. Dead.

The moral to the story is: Never fly off the handle when you know
you're full of shit.

biggrin biggrin biggrin

 
LuGGaGe_with_legsDate: Sunday, 2008-07-13, 8:45 AM | Message # 26
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I AM officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker-Bowles?"

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LuGGaGe_with_legsDate: Sunday, 2008-07-13, 8:50 AM | Message # 27
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In the immigration office:
- Name ?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex ?
- Seven times a week.
- No, no, no... male or female ?
- Male, female... sometimes camel.

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MassagetDate: Tuesday, 2008-08-12, 10:18 PM | Message # 28
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Here it comes..... very important for the chat. Hard to translate.

Не пытайтесь спорить с дебилом, иначе Вы опуститесь до его уровня, где он Вас задавит своим опытом!

Have a nice chat y'all. biggrin

PS: LALA jjot. wink Server accepted "Maodzedun" as a password.... hahaha


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LALADate: Wednesday, 2008-10-08, 9:46 PM | Message # 29
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Tech Questions:

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."



Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"


Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"


Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhhh... uh... uh... yeah."


Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Caller: It says 'Hit ENTER when ready.'
Tech Support: Well?
Caller: How do I know when it's ready?


A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer—but his computer still could not 'see' the printer.




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LevaniDate: Thursday, 2008-10-09, 8:31 PM | Message # 30
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LALA, biggrin biggrin biggrin

I should write here, what questions our customers have sometimes lol biggrin

 
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