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| Massaget | Date: Friday, 2009-01-02, 9:23 PM | Message # 46 |
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| http://img.uz/viewer.php?id=198239post-3-12281205954554.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| LALA | Date: Friday, 2009-01-02, 10:17 PM | Message # 47 |
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| U put this pic?  what is funny in it? 
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| Massaget | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 0:02 AM | Message # 48 |
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| omg!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| LALA | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 1:18 PM | Message # 49 |
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|  For gamers 
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| ZARYA | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 2:42 PM | Message # 50 |
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| ORIGINAL'NO!!! That was about the link with joke!! LALA, LALA, ty moi zloi geniy! 
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| Massaget | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 5:31 PM | Message # 51 |
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| now, you gotta explain to her what is "zloy geniy" 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| ZARYA | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 6:06 PM | Message # 52 |
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| Some time ago I was there>>>>
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| Massaget | Date: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 7:59 PM | Message # 53 |
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| ZARYA, this thread is called "HUMOUR" 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| LALA | Date: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 5:55 PM | Message # 54 |
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| Massaget, Look to that pic carefully.  Added (2009-01-04, 5:55 Pm)
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Kuba wanted to show what is written above the pic 
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| ZARYA | Date: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 6:54 PM | Message # 55 |
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| Massaget, Haven't you heard about that band? Look better!  Added (2009-01-04, 6:54 Pm)
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LALA,look at it: if I drink some abscent or a bottle of vodka I will be able to read those words! hehe 
I'm so modest but I will add smth from me:
Гадаю по листингам программ. Снимаю глюки. Навожу трояны.
Подпись: Админ со стажем. 
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| Leo | Date: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 10:59 PM | Message # 56 |
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| so Russian is allowed? Идёт хакер по улице. Вдруг слышит крики:
- Помогите, помогите, насилуют!!!
Ну, он забегает в дом, смотрит: а там в узком коридорчике раком стоит девица, а её имеет "лицо кавказской национальности"...
Хакер, недолго думая, пристроился к заднице насильника...Тот не может повернуть голову, только спрашивает:
- Ара... э-ээ... ти хто?!!
- Работай, работай, мой анонимный прокси-сервер! Чайник y хакеpа спpашивает, что такое UNIX, Windows'95, OS/2 и DOS?
- Hy пpедставь себе аэpопоpт. Hа взлетной полосе стоит навоpоченный кpасивый самолет. Пассажиpы в него заходят - там ковpы везде, все класно. Запyскают двигател
и - и самолет медленно объезжает вокpyг аэpопоpта, после чего пассажиpы выходят. Вот это OS/2. Hа дpyгой полосе стоит еще один самолет - тоже весь из себя, в
нyтpи ковpы. Садяться в него пассажиpы, самолет pазгоняется, взлетает, и тyт же pазваливается на кyски - это Windows. А в стоpоне на поле стоит стаpый, помятый,
гpязный кyкypyзник - пассажиpы подходят, кладyт вещи, потом толкают самолет, pазгоняют его и сами запpыгивают - потом с тpyдом летят - это DOS.
- А что такое UNIX?
- Ну я же тебе говорил: - Представь себе аэропорт...
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| Massaget | Date: Monday, 2009-01-05, 3:07 AM | Message # 57 |
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| ZARYA, LALA, I saw the word "Kuba", but what is funny about it? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| LALA | Date: Monday, 2009-01-05, 8:48 AM | Message # 58 |
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| Chatting? Where are jokes? If you answer or make comment don't forget to add joke  Otherwise this thread will become just 
P.S Massaget, Wouldn't it be funny for you, if you understood that there is such band "massaget" ?
Приходит на ICQ сообщение:
- Do you wanna chat?
- I'm busy.
- Hello, busy. I'm Abraham!...
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Вопрос в кроссворде:
- Язык програмирования из трех букв.
Ответ:
- c++ (this one in Russian I understood  )
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| Massaget | Date: Monday, 2009-01-05, 3:25 PM | Message # 59 |
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| One girl's resume: "About myself: I have the abilites:
to calculate optimal amount of beer to sacrifice to admin in case of problems,
to communicate with clients of all sobriety and moral satisfaction levels,
to warn the inhabitants of accounting office to press necessary buttons necessary amount of times,
to understand intuitively what OS (Windows, Linux) wants, to interact with it if necessary,
to interact qualitatively with any software in the presence of "help" section and google, not very qualitative in the absence of them,
to learn anything for any deadline with the pronunciation of magic formula "immediately".
Speaking and writing knowledge of English, Russian, uncensored Russian, very uncensored Russian and "a what kinda language is this",
Writing knowledge of C/C++, CSS, HTML, Javascript.
I understand the words "necessary", "immediately" and the expression "what did I say?!" very well,
I want food and money. Or at least just food. " They called, as soon as they saw. But it was late.  PS. Lala: I had to translate all that joke from russian to ask you this: what is funny if I see a band with name "Massaget"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21y2y_5KoY&feature=related
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| LALA | Date: Thursday, 2009-01-08, 10:12 PM | Message # 60 |
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| Quote (Massaget) PS. Lala: I had to translate all that joke from russian to ask you this 
Quote (Massaget) what is funny if I see a band with name "Massaget"?
just forget  ***
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