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MassagetDate: Friday, 2009-01-02, 9:23 PM | Message # 46
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http://img.uz/viewer.php?id=198239post-3-12281205954554.jpg

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LALADate: Friday, 2009-01-02, 10:17 PM | Message # 47
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U put this pic?

what is funny in it? surprised


 
MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 0:02 AM | Message # 48
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omg! haha

shy shy


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LALADate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 1:18 PM | Message # 49
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For gamers


 
ZARYADate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 2:42 PM | Message # 50
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ORIGINAL'NO!!! That was about the link with joke!! LALA, LALA, ty moi zloi geniy! cool



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MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 5:31 PM | Message # 51
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now, you gotta explain to her what is "zloy geniy" tongue

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ZARYADate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 6:06 PM | Message # 52
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Some time ago I was there>>>>



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MassagetDate: Saturday, 2009-01-03, 7:59 PM | Message # 53
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ZARYA, this thread is called "HUMOUR" wink

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LALADate: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 5:55 PM | Message # 54
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Massaget, Look to that pic carefully. biggrin

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Kuba wanted to show what is written above the pic smile




Message edited by LALA - Sunday, 2009-01-04, 5:56 PM
 
ZARYADate: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 6:54 PM | Message # 55
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Massaget, Haven't you heard about that band? Look better! dry

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LALA,look at it: if I drink some abscent or a bottle of vodka I will be able to read those words! hehe lol
I'm so modest but I will add smth from me:
Гадаю по листингам программ. Снимаю глюки. Навожу трояны.
Подпись: Админ со стажем. respect


 
LeoDate: Sunday, 2009-01-04, 10:59 PM | Message # 56
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so Russian is allowed? wink

Идёт хакер по улице. Вдруг слышит крики:
- Помогите, помогите, насилуют!!!
Ну, он забегает в дом, смотрит: а там в узком коридорчике раком стоит девица, а её имеет "лицо кавказской национальности"...
Хакер, недолго думая, пристроился к заднице насильника...Тот не может повернуть голову, только спрашивает:
- Ара... э-ээ... ти хто?!!
- Работай, работай, мой анонимный прокси-сервер!

Чайник y хакеpа спpашивает, что такое UNIX, Windows'95, OS/2 и DOS?
- Hy пpедставь себе аэpопоpт. Hа взлетной полосе стоит навоpоченный кpасивый самолет. Пассажиpы в него заходят - там ковpы везде, все класно. Запyскают двигател
и - и самолет медленно объезжает вокpyг аэpопоpта, после чего пассажиpы выходят. Вот это OS/2. Hа дpyгой полосе стоит еще один самолет - тоже весь из себя, в
нyтpи ковpы. Садяться в него пассажиpы, самолет pазгоняется, взлетает, и тyт же pазваливается на кyски - это Windows. А в стоpоне на поле стоит стаpый, помятый,
гpязный кyкypyзник - пассажиpы подходят, кладyт вещи, потом толкают самолет, pазгоняют его и сами запpыгивают - потом с тpyдом летят - это DOS.
- А что такое UNIX?
- Ну я же тебе говорил: - Представь себе аэропорт...

 
MassagetDate: Monday, 2009-01-05, 3:07 AM | Message # 57
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ZARYA, LALA, I saw the word "Kuba", but what is funny about it? blink

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LALADate: Monday, 2009-01-05, 8:48 AM | Message # 58
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Chatting? surprised Where are jokes? dry If you answer or make comment don't forget to add joke happy Otherwise this thread will become just blahblah


P.S Massaget, Wouldn't it be funny for you, if you understood that there is such band "massaget" ? wink



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Вопрос в кроссворде:
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MassagetDate: Monday, 2009-01-05, 3:25 PM | Message # 59
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One girl's resume:

"About myself: I have the abilites:
to calculate optimal amount of beer to sacrifice to admin in case of problems,
to communicate with clients of all sobriety and moral satisfaction levels,
to warn the inhabitants of accounting office to press necessary buttons necessary amount of times,
to understand intuitively what OS (Windows, Linux) wants, to interact with it if necessary,
to interact qualitatively with any software in the presence of "help" section and google, not very qualitative in the absence of them,
to learn anything for any deadline with the pronunciation of magic formula "immediately".
Speaking and writing knowledge of English, Russian, uncensored Russian, very uncensored Russian and "a what kinda language is this",
Writing knowledge of C/C++, CSS, HTML, Javascript.
I understand the words "necessary", "immediately" and the expression "what did I say?!" very well,
I want food and money. Or at least just food. "

They called, as soon as they saw. But it was late. sad

PS. Lala: I had to translate all that joke from russian to ask you this: what is funny if I see a band with name "Massaget"? biggrin


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Message edited by Massaget - Monday, 2009-01-05, 3:29 PM
 
LALADate: Thursday, 2009-01-08, 10:12 PM | Message # 60
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Quote (Massaget)
PS. Lala: I had to translate all that joke from russian to ask you this


Quote (Massaget)
what is funny if I see a band with name "Massaget"?

just forget

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